Mexico! I did it!
My childhood bestie,
Nina, has lived in
San Miguel de Allende for nearly two years and I
finally made it down to visit her. Of course I took a zillion pictures, ate til it hurt, and engaged more than one middle aged man in broken-English/Spanish conversation. When in Mexico...
First things first: my wonky journey. Yup, this blog is going full-on diary—buckle up.
I left home at roughly 4am on Saturday.
I'll spare you the part where I run to gate B8 in Dallas for my fifteen minute layover only to realize it's fucking D8 (Goddamn Texan-accented flight attendant!!!!!!).
When I finally touched down in Mexico I saw the man above with the gun and the wheelchair and deplaned, grinning and knowing, like, no Spanish. Hola, gracias, lo siento.
After the easiest customs ever, a starving and exhausted me is delighted by this very tranquil airport:
I mean, just look at that. They don't even have all of the lights on. Sun reflects onto the glossy floor. There is no one waiting. This couldn't be any LESS LaGuardia.
Next up: find my shuttle driver. Long story short: I booked the wrong freaking day and it's going to be FOUR HOURS until the next shuttle. Nina lives about an hour and a half from the airport and a cab would run around $100. I'm starving. This is unfortunately my first meal in Mexico:
Somewhere over my second piece of gum, a man walks up to me and starts speaking alarmingly perfect English. Delirious me can only make sense of about a third of his words and my New York slash childhood "don't talk to strangers" guard is starting to crumble. He's waiting for his wife and kids, who are also way late, and recognizes me from the tiny regional plane we took from Texas to Mexico. We decide to get something to eat at the airport restaurant. My second meal in Mexico is at the freaking airport restaurant.
After a plate of airport huevos rancheros and two cups of coffee, I feel so much more alive. I have a long, good talk with my new friend and the entire time I try to decode signs of being conned. Nope, just a nice guy and he even pays for my meal so I guess I inadvertantly conned him. I meet his family when they come to pick him up, and then I wait for the shuttle. Myself and three other gringos share the ride to San Miguel. Each is pleasently colorful, but I think the elderly man who flew his typewriter with him from Dallas and doesn't pay American taxes (but does collect Social Security) takes the cake.
At last, hours and hours later than planned, I wind up at Nina's apartment.
She has made me this welcome banner. I couldn't be happier to be "home."
She makes me tacos. Fresh juice. And opens a beer. Now I could not feel more "home."
After a bit of decompressing, we head out with one of her friends. I quickly fall in love with the city, which looks European, but rendered in Mexican colors. The climate is Palm Springs. There are more restaurants per capita than Manhattan. It's hilly as San Francisco and loaded with tricky cobblestones and narrow, narrow streets. Definitely a great place to sprain an ankle.
We go out for ceviche and ginger margaritas, followed by a rooftop bar, then beers at a cantina, and finally late night al pastor tacos (my absolute favorite). Twenty-four long, winding, well-spent hours. I sleep like a rock.